Sunday, November 11, 2007

Books on Dating

I sat in Barnes and Noble today for about two hours. In one hand, "I Kissed Dating Goodbye", an idealistic book about treating women like sisters until you're ready to marry. In my other hand, "The Mystery Method", a formulized manual on how to get every woman you never thought possible into bed as soon as possible. The irony was far too much and I started laughing out loud every so often. Subconciously, I kept switching back and forth between the two. I wonder what the authors would think if they were here now. One book emphasizes sex. The other emphasizes relationship. One is about getting what you want. One is about giving what God wants. I'm still gonna finish the "Method" 'cause I think God would want me to know how to rack up women more efficiently.

3 Comments:

At November 11, 2007 at 10:41 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

I have a feeling this is going to be very entertaining...

 
At November 12, 2007 at 2:18 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

don't forget that the key to getting is forgetting... but done on purpose is just rude.

 
At November 13, 2007 at 12:26 AM , Blogger Josh said...

Hahahaha. By forgetting I guess you must mean acting like you don't care, via forgetfullness.

You sound like a quotebook. Maybe you're going to write them one day...

 

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