What Are They Doing Right Now?

Do you ever wonder what someone else is doing, right at this very moment? Like say, George Bush. Right this second. Maybe he's in the bathroom. Washing his hands. Looking in the mirror. Reciting something he just said to a senator, while unknowingly splashing water all over his blue shirt. He itches his nose with his pointer finger and thumb, sucks in to clear the cavities, then turns toward the door. Bam! There's Hilary Clinton! It gets really awkward. 'Cause they're not sure who's in the wrong room:

"Oh hey, hey, there Hilary, uh, good ta see ya!"

"Hello George."

"Well, uh, I think..."

"You're in the women's bathroom."

"Uh, I think you're wrong about that."

"Oh really George? Is that what you think?"

"Yea, uh, it is senator."

"Really George?"

"Yea, yea that's what I think."

"No, no, I don't think so."

"Uh..."

"Listen, if you think of ANYTHING, let me know. Okay, will you do that?"

"Oh 'course, you know it. Anyhow, good to see ya!"

"Yeah."


And thats it. A real moment in the life of two iconic figures. George walks out. Now Hilary stands in front of the mirror, washing her hands, mumbling under her breath.