Cat in Heat

I could be wrong. It is possible. Highly unlikely, but possible. I seem to notice that girls are out to get boyfriends now that the new year has arrived. Like cats in heat(if the cat in heat was male), women seem to have that NEED to find a guy. Like my sister. She's married. And I'm her brother. But she calls me yesterday. Nevermind. That's weird. But seriously, I've noticed an aggression in women that definitely does not happen on a consistent basis. They're more daring to go out on a limb. Maybe its the change in weather. Maybe its the realization that a new year has dawned and they see it as this great black void which would be impossible to face without a man blazing the way. That's probably about right. Women do need men. This is true. And while men DO need women as well, they seem to, in my experience, have an easier time getting on solo. Man is born to lead the woman. To quote a movie I saw the other day:

"What do you women want?!! You say you want long hair. Short hair. Nice guys. Guys with edge..."

"You wanna know the secret about women? We don't know what we want!"

Women don't know! They need a man to lead the way. A woman figures out what she likes once she's buckled in for the ride. And the new year is a new rollercoaster. And the rollercoaster is gonna be pretty scary if there ain't no man to hold her hand. That's really all he does. He holds her hand, and that makes her feel safe.

I want to know. Am I wrong about this?