Speeding while Walking

I walked into a Subway today for lunch. Lo and behold, two cops are sitting and eating. I get nervous. For no good reason. Its the same feeling I get when a cop is behind me on the freeway. Even though I'm not speeding I still get scared. So I walk them by, order a sandwich(footlong chicken bacon ranch, half ranch/half southwest chipotle), and pay. As I check my phone, I realize its almost 3:30pm and I don't wanna be late for basketball. So I pick up my pace...UNTIL I REALIZE THERE ARE TWO COPS STILL SITTING THERE! So I immediately slow back down, gently open the sliding door, and as soon as I'm blocked from view by a Jared poster, I take off. Oh man! What a rush. Then I realize, "I'm afraid to walk too fast in front of cops. What am I doing? I need to move to another planet." That's the story. I hope it touched your in the heart or the elbow.