Two Friends Thinking

"Who knows? Maybe I'm supposed to be single forever."

"With a face like that, it wouldn't surprise me..."

"Dude. I'm serious."

"Sorry."

"Sometimes it just doesn't seem like its worth it."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No!"

"What about sex? What about all the stereotypical cleaning and cooking that they say they won't do but end up doing anyways?"

"I haven't even gotten that far. I can't get past the fact that it seems like there are no women that I can just BE with."

"BE with."

"Yeah. Someone I can just sit next to in a car. We can both see the same road. Maybe something crazy happens. Maybe the sun is shotting through the clouds like it never has before. But we don't need to say anything. We both get it. So we don't have to talk about it."

"You're saying you want a woman who can't talk?"

"Yes. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying."

"Okay. Well, we could go to India...But they'd probably still mutter a lot of foreign words..."

"I mean, just someone that sees and feels more like I do."

"Then you want a guy?"

"Dude."

"Sorry. But you have to admit..."

"No, I don't."

"Right."

"Maybe that girl comes with time. Maybe you can't have her right off the bat. The problem is the movies. They make you think that stuff is possible. They make you believe dreams come true."

"Yeah screw the movies. There aren't any good ones anymore anyways."

"There's up years and down years. A good one'll come eventually."