A Gentleman's Review

Well I'm home now.

You might ask "where has he been?"

To that I'd say, "the movies my children! The movies!"

Then you might ask "what did he see?".

"The Bank Job my children! The Bank Job!"

"Was it any good" asks the little freckly boy in the corner.

"Well, that depends on what you mean by 'good' my boy."

To which the boy replies "just tell me if you liked the #$#@#$^ movie".

"If you ever use that sort of language with me again, I will tear you apart like Christmas morning!"

The boy gets real quiet. So I proceed.

"The movie was fun and entertaining. There is nudity and I don't promote that, unless I'm alone, walking around in my apartment..."

A low murmur from the children.

"Anyways, I laughed a lot. I do believe the film had the potential to grip me more fully, but it was abundantly plotholish and spilled over a bit too much with humor. I wouldn't ask for my money back, and probably not my time either(especially since I'm learning to mimic Jason Statham's sexy voice), but there are many movies that could have had a greater impact upon my soul, be they comedy or drama."

The children break into thunderous applause as they, one by one, offer a standing ovation.

"Really. Not neccessary! Thank you! Thank you all!